幽默的英語(yǔ)句子
1、When two's company, three's the result!
兩個(gè)人的狀態(tài)是不穩(wěn)定的，三個(gè)人才是！
2、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩會(huì)生出意外，后排座位上的意外會(huì)生出小孩。
3、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神決定了誰(shuí)是你的親戚，幸運(yùn)的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。
4、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應(yīng)該有更好的方式開(kāi)始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個(gè)上午都醒來(lái)。
5、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
6、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個(gè)相關(guān)名詞，他會(huì)給你帶來(lái)很多不相關(guān)的親戚（聯(lián)系）。
7、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服飾就象鐵絲網(wǎng)，它阻止你冒然行動(dòng)但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看。
8、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂(lè)的單身漢遲早也會(huì)結(jié)婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
9、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛(ài)情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時(shí)間來(lái)培養(yǎng)。
10、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚的，結(jié)婚的人很難再聰明起來(lái)。
11、One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該熱愛(ài)動(dòng)物，因?yàn)樗鼈兒芎贸浴?/p>
12、The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
學(xué)的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘記的越多，忘記的越多，知道的越少，為什么學(xué)來(lái)著？
13、Money is not everything. There's Mastercard Visa.
鈔票不是萬(wàn)能的，有時(shí)還需要信用卡。
14、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節(jié)約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。
15、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個(gè)成功男人的背后，都有一個(gè)女人。每個(gè)不成功男人的背后，都有兩個(gè)。
16、Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看著別人工作。
17、Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk .
“努力工作不會(huì)導(dǎo)致死亡！”不過(guò)我不會(huì)用自己去證明。
18、Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去愛(ài)你的鄰居，不過(guò)不要讓她的老公知道。
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